Fusion-Dick:
Act1 Scene1.
Narration: Hi, my name is narration, you may know me from many popular plays that were very successful but please don’t confuse me with the “Narration” or the “Narrator”. Two very savvy cock relations of mine which have constantly given me a bad name and always hounded me for money 2 support their disgusting dirty foul mouth habits of telling “Ghost stories”.
Any who, this story begins with one lonely control freak which has lost control and now sits in an empty room with empty goals & no ambition 2 carry out any of the dreams which had kept his motivation throughout his entire life. Alone now, he sits contemplating.
Hey MR.
Hey Mister- Where did u come from?
Hey Mister- Where have u been?
Hey Mister- Have u been standing there?
Hey Mister- Were u there 4 very long?
I’m just here cause I’m looking @ U.
I’ve just been the same places u’ve been 2.
I’ve been standing here, yes that’s true.
I’ve been here just as long as u.
Hey Mister- Why did u call me?
Hey Mister- Why do u pry?
Hey Mister- Can u see me?
Hey Mister- Why do u spy?
I’m just callin’ 2 hear ur
I’m just pryin’ cause I’ve got no choice
I can c u when u look through the curtain
& I’m spyin’ cause I’ve got 2 be certain.
Narration: But 2 discover how we end up here, we need 2 go back, way back. Back 2 where we can understand the life of this “Fusion” in a more considerate & compelling way.
(The stage lights up. Stage left, 2 people having sex)
The parents: Oh OHH oh
Narration: 2 early. Moving on now!
(Stage Right lights up, Baby appears).
Baby Fusion: Whaaaaaaa!
Narration: Maybe not that far back. A few years on now.
(Stage left lights up again).
Fusion: Fffffffffffffffart. Oh I shouldn’t have eating those beans.
Narration: Oh shit! Edit that out. Right time wrong place. Shortly after this event we see Fusions inner struggle with himself 2 construct creative writing skills.
Act1 Scene2.
Paint.
i can see ur
Elaborate dreamings, feelings stream.
From the paws in ur
In2 this work of art standing here.
Express ur
Express ur
Express ur
Show it 2 me.
Yeah, Yeah I can see it
Don’t smear the picture or paint
Is it one or is it the same?
Expression so clear brings a tear,
I can smell the emotion u fear.
Express ur
Express ur
Express ur
Show it 2 me.
Yeah, Yeah I can see it
Don’t dream urself in2 a dream
Express one 2 create the other?
Don’t turn around & cry 2 mother.
Without the emotion the song stops here.
Express ur
Express ur
Express ur
Show it 2 me.
Yeah, Yeah I can see it
Act2 Scene1.
Narration: Alone with his inner struggle 2 create something so special that it could be classed as a masterpiece. He attempts 2 squeeze live shows into his heavy schedule of work, work, work, sleep and then some more work 2 improve on his technique & performance skills. But once again this is meet with a inner struggle between, the desire 2 create & the evil master “Dick”. (Artherial music).
U see “Dick” (Artherial Music) is Fusions alter ego. & “Dick”(Artheral Music) understands that Fusion is trying 2 play live 2 improve but strongly believes he cannot improve. Thus “Dick” (Artheral Music) constantly throws time consuming tasks at Fusion so he will truly turn evil and obey the command of the Evil Master “Jim Bop A Louie” of the Jim Bop a Louie Meat Emporium.
We rejoin Fusion now talking 2 Jim Bop and witness once again the creation of the Evil Fusion, Dick (Artehral Music).
Jim Bop: I say Fusion, my man, my bad ass mutha fucken man.
U’d be doing a good job, u be raised no slob.
Fusion: Oh Shanks Jim Bop, ya know I’m doin’ ma best
Forget about the rest, they couldn’t stand the test.
Jim Bop: U’re only 1 man ya know? It’s o.k 2 get a hand.
Don’t get embarrassed, we wouldn’t think, any less of ya man.
Fusion: Yeah, I know that Bop, I’ll do better tomorrow Bro,
I’ll do 25 hours a day & I’ll see the job through yo!
Cause I’ll be working all night
Working fingers 2 tha bone.
We gotta pack em
& Stack em
& Wrap em
&Rack em.
Jim Bop: Yo Fusion dude, ya did a good job last night,
But I am a little disappointed though,
The rubbish didn’t get tossed out, last night?
Fusion: Oh Hot Diggity Dog, I knew I’d forget sumthin,
I’ll do a few hours more this time.
I’ll get the job done sweet this time.
Jim Bop: Ahh that’s my boy, I knew I could count on u.
Oh & by the way, could you do a quadruple shift this time?
Fusion: Quadruple Shift? Yeah, I’m up 4 dat!
After all I ain’t got no life, I’m working 4 u.
Cause I’ll be working all night
Working fingers 2 tha bone.
We gotta pack em
& Stack em
& Wrap em
&Rack em.
Dick: Feeling strong now! Getting’ ma job done now
Feeling power now. Getting’ he-man master strong now.
Ah forget the time, I’m walking the line
Doin’ lots a hours getting’ paid lots oh dimes
My friends they wacked, they’ed be the fool
Going 2 da bottle shop, playin’ the tool
I got no time now but I might do latter,
Slow down tomorrow, I’d be doing me a flavor,
& about that time, who gives a crap
I’ll be doing what I like, I don’t care if it fits.
& if I end up alone it ain’t no big deal,
I’ll buy myself a wife & I’ll get her 4 a steal.
Cause I’ll be working all night
Working fingers 2 tha bone.
We gotta pack em
& Stack em
& Wrap em
&Rack em
Act2 Scene2.
Narration: After this realization of the power one can achieve on the dark side, the opposite side 2 light. The evil master “Dick”(Artheral Music) goes completely power hungry & completely out of control.
Lost Control.
I, I am hate. I am evil spawn.
U, u r weak, u r soft but torn.
Pain, I’ll bring pain, u will not heal.
Sane? I’m insane, u will heed my spiel.
If u try 2 control me
I will take u out 2 sea.
Drown u in a pool of blood,
Smash ur
I’ve Lost Control.
Drain, I will drain, drain ur
Taste, I can taste, taste ur
Fusion, u r weak, weak will be destroyed,
Fusion, give in now, give urself 2 me.
Narration: As the red light slowly turns a soft white, music starts 2 float around the room, in a gentle encompassing tone. This slowly subsides Dick (Artheral Music) & his evil addiction & Fusion quietly takes the place within Dick’s soul (Dunt Dunn).
Act2 Scene3.
Spanish Serenade,
Dick: What is this I hear?
It tingles my nipples & makes them tweak?
What is this I feel?
Body shudders like I’ve had the longest leak.
Feeling of calm, feeling of free
My sprit feels free, like a swaying tree.
A calm of feeling, free I feel,
Better be careful I don’t slip on that banana peel.
Dick: What is this I touch?
Feels so soft so small & smeak?
What is this I see?
Knees do tremble, feel overcome & weak.
Fusion: I’ve had enough of you’re orders Dick.
You’re so muscle bound u make me sick.
Always @ attention, helmet on.
Never enough, always wanting more.
Feeling of calm, feeling of free
My sprit feels free, like a swaying tree.
A calm of feeling, free I feel,
Better becareful I don’t slip on that banana peel.
Narration: Who is the strongest? Who controls each situation? Over a bottle of red, both Dick (Artheral Music) & Fusion discuss there pro’s & Con’s in an attempt 2 compromise.
So of coarse just like any musical group battling with musical differences they agree 2 break up & purse different musical avenues. Unfortunately Fusion has a confidant problem & will find it hard 2 perform live with out the drive of Dick. & Dick will find it hard 2 perform as Fusion was the creative one & Dick (Artheral Music) refuses 2 end up playing pub rock covers 2 some drunken bafones on Friday nights at the Vic Hotel.
We join Dick (Artheral Music) trying 2 perform, but with the creative element gone, profanities are all Dick can muster up!
Act2 Scene4.
Uncommerical Success,
I don’t care what people say,
I don’t care @ all.
U can fuckin’ shit on me
Like I’m a dog turd on the wall.
If u think I stink, ya fuckin right
I don’t bath @ all
I stink like shit, I admit
But I don’t give a fuck @ all.
Why do u try & talk 2 me
When I hate u’r fucking guts?
Shut you’re fucking head man,
Or I’ll kick u in the nuts.
Start with me, I’ll start with u
I’ll fucking take u all,
I’ll kick ya in the head, I’ll break ur
I’ll watch u fucking fall.
Hey u over there!
I think ur
U think ur
Hanging round with sluts?
Their fucking pigs, they don’t want kids
They’ll drive u fucking nuts
They’ll chew your knob 4 about 2 bob
& then like out the puss!
Can’t u see I don’t care,
I don’t give a fuck?
If u think I swear 2 much
U can suck my cock!
I can say fuck & shit,
Until ur
If u don’t like it, I’ll smash ur
Against a fucking tree!
Narration: So now we find ourselves back at the start of the journey which has been a struggle for 29 years but 4 your convince we compressed it down 2 about 30 minutes? Thus from this point of the story it is untold, kind of live, Choose your own adventure, however I’m going with the Hollywood ending,. So this is how it is going 2 end.
Act3 Scene1.
We compromise Integrity.
Should I be content with, this trailer trash life?
Should I take my own life? With this long sharp knife?
Could I sell a piece of me, 4 my own gain?
Could I gain inside the, inside the insane?
But I know if I trade
& hit the notes that I try.
Do I leave myself a choice?
2 follow my inner voice?
I’m rockin’ out in Rockbank.
Standing up on my own 2 feet.
I’m rockin’ out in Rockbank.
Just the 2 of us, inside the same old shell.
Would it be o.k, 2 turn on my own light?
Would it seem selfish & insecure?
Could I take a piece of me & turn it in2 good?
Could I trade an eye 4 an eye, that’s already been sold?
But I know if I trade
& hit the notes that I try.
Do I leave myself a choice?
2 follow my inner voice?
I’m rockin’ out in Rockbank.
Standing up on my own 2 feet.
I’m rockin’ out in Rockbank.
Just the 2 of us, inside the same old shell.
Should we agree 2 disagree?
Could we put this all in the past?
Should we bury the Hatchet, an move on?
Would we compromise our integrity?
But I know if I trade
& hit the notes that I try.
Do I leave myself a choice?
2 follow my inner voice?
I’m rockin’ out in Rockbank.
Standing up on my own 2 feet.
I’m rockin’ out in Rockbank.
Just the 2 of us, inside the same old shell.
Narration: So there you have it, the “Hollywood end in”. the happy couple end up back together but seeing as they were always the one person, they still end up alone? & it really couldn’t have ended any other way, so none of them ever really got their end in, even though there is an endin’. So we’re left contemplating who’s end got put in as there was never really any love scenes through out the entire journey?
Oh well, we will still finish on an upbeat track as Fusion-Dick says “fuck all, lets rock this Track”.
Act3 Scene2.
Rockin’ out in Rockbank.
I’m steppin’ out of the park,
& up 2 that bright light.
I’m gonna give it the best shot that I can.
& if I get shot in the head,
Like some Melbourne
I guess I’ll just die as happy as, I knew I could be.
I’m Rock n’ Roll, meat stackin’ guitar playin’ rodeo man.
I’m gonna sing a song, pick a box, drive a fork & play all I can.
If u don’t think I’m this or u don’t think I’m that, I know who I am.
So if you’re towin’ the line, better hook on behind
Cause I’m gonna get myself some relief.
I’m steppin’ out of the park,
& up 2 that bright light.
I’m gonna give it the best shot that I can.
& if I get shot in the head,
Like some Melbourne
I guess I’ll just die as happy as, I knew I could be.
I’m a doing all I can, tryin’ 2 b a man, drivin’ my Ford with my foot 2 the floor.
I’m not going down without my hand in the air & a guitar strung 2 my side.
Double pumpin’ carburetor, dual humbuckers & valve power is what I crave.
Power up, turn it up, rubber down, rock n’ roll anywhere, night or day.
I’m steppin’ out of the park,
& up 2 that bright light.
I’m gonna give it the best shot that I can.
& if I get shot in the head,
Like some Melbourne
I guess I’ll just die as happy as, I knew I could be.
Narration: Is that it?
